thedemocratika
Non-Citizen
communism is good because it gives you plus 3 production in civ 6
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Jan 22, 2021 10:54:49 GMT 2
Post by thedemocratika on Jan 22, 2021 10:54:49 GMT 2
I go into the bathroom to take a piss, right? And I look down and there's this fuckin roach staring up at my schmeat from the ground. And I'm not talking about no ashtray roach. This was one of them big ol ugly fuckers that could survive a nuke or some shit. So, I do what any sane person would do: I picked up the wet wipes and dropped the entire case of them on the roach. Squished his ass like a god damn pancake.
Please tell me why, when I went to pick up my new pancake roach, he began to do the Scarlao Shake in my hand? This dude's legs weren't even attached, and the last thing that went through his mind was his ass; and yet he's now twerking in my hand. Man's was doing the wap dance one last time in my palm.
Let me tell you, that shit scared me worse than any horror movie I've ever seen. I dropped that fucker right on the ground, and proceeded to give him the Wet Wipe Treatment Part 2: Electric Boogaloo. Scooped his ass up in some toilet paper and flushed him down to flavor town.
Fuckin hate bugs watching me piss, man.
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